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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003
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i got another shot in my "toot" (as that vet guy calls it) lastnight. i have to get them every three weeks now. this will not be good for my kidneys, but... we have to do it cos it makes my mouth not gooey and ouchy. there is a new little fuzzy kitten thing in the apartment... it is crazy. i must go pee now.
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blanka is a crazy bitch.
my mouth is no longer gooey. i am now able to properly clean myself, also known as "exploding" (i pull out chunks of my hair that is just not worth cleaning and leave them in piles around the apartment).
i must now go put blanka in his place... and then scream at debby.
i can't WAIT until she takes a shower tomorrow morning, i love to drink the puddles left in the tub.
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Monday, October 7th, 2002
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pitiful huuuuuuuumans!!!
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there's a pretty spider walking around on the screen outside on the window. it's got orange legs. I WANT TO EAT IT.
i'm gonna go sit in the crawl space above the closet now. perhaps i will occasionally poke my head out and make big eyes at debby. so far though, i just plan to lick myself. a lot. except on that one spot on my back where i have a dread forming. i am so cool, i am going to be just like rob zombie. AND THEN I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS. with wasabi.
::purrrr::
::hack::
::spew::
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Thursday, August 1st, 2002
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fooooooooooooooooooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hyperhyperhyper
i am a hyperballoffuriflywheeeeeeeeeezoomzoommerow
now i run at debby and make weird noises!
::swishy tail wide eyes::
now i run in circles and bounce at debby!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewhooooooooooooooooooOOOoooo
i like twitching.
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my mouth seems to miraculously have cured itself.
meaning i am cleaner now and not losing chunks of my fur.
and debby can give me kisses again!
she helped me clean the other week, i attacked my paws and front legs, while she picked apart some dreads that had formed...but now i am dread-free and pet-able again.
now i look out the window.
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debby stopped giving me milk cos i puke it up 2 minutes after drinking it.
damn.
i really like milk.
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Thursday, March 28th, 2002
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the debby was gone for a little bit.
....soo....i decided that i would produce a new color of brown from my mouth!!
never before seen on the spectrum.
fancy stuff here folks.
ehm. beh, that means i will have to get oral goo gel shoved in my mouth again.....
but it was worth the disgust that it inspired!!
meowhaha
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it's mah birthday today!! whoooooo
and donny's
and raf's would be today as well...but she has been gone for 2 years...
i think i'm going to go eat some kibble now.
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GAAAH!!! DEBBY WON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THE MILK
GIMME THE MILLLK
OOO I WANT IT SO BAD GIMME GIMME
::paw paw::
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Sunday, February 24th, 2002
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| Mood: |  recumbent. | | Music: | Siouxsie and the Banshees - Cities in Dust. |
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LALALALALA
so...yeah, my mouth is stinky again. perhaps i am destined to be toothless.
goodness i am weird.
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Wednesday, February 13th, 2002
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i have an inflamed sore in my mooouth eeeew.
debby has to put this nasty gel in my mouth.
ah well, at least i'm not graycie...she has a funny eye. haha
ha! i sit in debby's lap and get fur alllll over her!!! meowhahaa
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Sunday, February 3rd, 2002
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mm sunday, this is the day that debby joins me in lounging laziness, yay!
we're just "chillin'" on the computer chair right now (i taught her to make room for me...cos she doesn't want me sitting in her lap)
i think...the fact that i always start kneading the skin on her legs may be why she doesn't like me and my claws sitting on her lap...ah well
time to stare blankly at the door, and then rub my cheekbone on debby's face, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Sunday, January 27th, 2002
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i have tiny feet...compared to felix's feet...i have non-existant feet.
debby should take that into consideration as i follow her around everywhere. i have tiny feet...maybe she should carry me instead....yes. this would be much better.
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Friday, January 25th, 2002
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debby thinks that every time i look at her, i look as though my head were about to explode. it's not my fault she's so much bigger than me! maybe if she were...oh i dunno, my size, i wouldn't have to crank my neck up and open my eyes all wide to look at her.
oh yeah, and look at my crazy sister....how am i related to this? you can see the stupid in her eeeye.
all i want is some people food.
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Thursday, January 24th, 2002
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ok, alright, not going to completely freak out...but why the hell do i have a bald spot on my shoulder?????
you can see where the aforementioned collar hair is missing.....but wha??? my shoulder???
i do not understand.
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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002
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had the woman take some pics of me, cos i am snazzy.
tell me i am snazzy! do it now!! snaaaaazzyyyy
anyway, in the last pic, you can see kinda where the hair is missing on my neck. my beautiful neck! why god....why????
you can ALSO see in the last pic, how much better than you i am, walkin awaaaay from tha loooosers. mrowha.
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so today i cleaned myself a bunch...still a little peeved that the hair on my neck never grew back.
i mean....good christ, it's been at least 5 or 6 years since debby took that evil collar of doom off of me.
background: yellow collar with felt lining, felt lining removed hair for some reason. hair now in felt lining as opposed to my neck.
grr, that makes me want to scratch things. dog like things...i wonder where that stupid thing is anyway...she is dirty and sucks on stuffed animals. i guess she is amusing though, when i chase her under tables.
8 lb cat - 10 bagillion points
75 lb dog - 0
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